Story #3

When my mother angry to you, my mother always eating your face in the hell.  It is very interesting thing.  Bu your face is murder in garbage can.  Mother threw your face in the garbage can.  Shut up baby girl and go to the hell young criminal!  So my mother kick my face in the garbage can, when my teacher came, my mother told teacher to run away.  I run away very hardly.  It was so hard when I stop the run away, I fall down and get lost.  One sexy girl is very sexy and pretty.  She kissed Billy.

Story #2

The monster have 100 eyes and Tim’s face.

The monster eat kimchi very well.

The monster fight with Zeus, but he

die.  Because Zeus eat kimchi soup too.

He lived in Avalon, and eat kimchi soup too.

So he is one of the best fighter, but one day

he disapper.  He meet Joker in Lotte World.

Joker is fighting with Superman.

He pushed Jokeron the rollercoster.

Joker hates it very much but Bart

Simpson was like it very much.

He always vomiting up kimchi

However Obama let Tim and Monster make a new monster.  And the

New monster running from the police.

New monster punching a mosquito, too.

Mosquito is Brad Pitt.  He is handsome.   But it is just mosquito

Brad Pitt running from

the police.  Suddenly

He meet Simpson on the

corner.  Then monster eat

them.

Story #1

Fox tail of wolf licking a face at almost ho people place.  So rabbit is mad.  And then rabbit with no ears buy the cigarette and smoke in the Avalon.  And rabbit calls cat.  It take a shower on the cloud.

and cat is chasing dog now.

and one lion bited a arm in zoo.

The dog is in the sun now.  Cat went there too.  It’s too hot.

Blabla is running with dog and dog is cigarette.

Dog is chasing cat and Yada Yada is chasing the Bla Bla with king dog.  When he found them he acted like he was died.

So, Harry Shredder flyes in the space in New York City.  Also, Voldmort Williams say “Give Money aho?”  And squirell bites a tree in the rock.

The Point

The point of this blog is to post stories written by my stories here in South Korea.  It is not to exploit the children or make fun of them, as they are only beginning to learn English grammar (and as we all know, English grammar is a doozy).  The students that I currently teach are in 5th or 6th grade, with about 75% of them being 6th graders.

Nothing in the stories will be changes, as I find them most entertaining in their original format.

I will post a new writing on a semi-regular basis and I hope you can laugh and enjoy them.

— Tim